Ten Things I Love About Postmenopause

1. No blood/bleeding: You can wear white pants again.
2. No PMS: Your hormones level out.
3. No cramps: You don’t have to take a boatload of ibuprofen anymore.
4. No bloating/fluctuating weight: You’ll probably gain weight but it will stay stable.
5. No mood swings: Emotional drama is greatly reduced.
6. No hormonally-induced migraine headaches: You can now blame your headaches on stress.
7. No need for birth control: Duh.
8. No weird food cravings: The sweet/salty thing diminishes.
9. No calendar planning around your period: Your days are open and free.
10. No spending money on sanitary pads and tampons: Damn, that stuff is expensive!

~Marilyn